i want my wife’s bubblebutt
fine. you’re in the doghouse
i’m sorry but i can’t hear PEOPLE WHO ARE GOUNDED
can anyone who has ever had a jar of cheese balls please tell me how to stop eating cheese balls
you stop when the jar is empty and you hate yourself
Alternate universe where Normal Al Yankovic re-writes comedy songs with serious lyrics.
I can’t find a better clip that gives full context but this happened once in a 30 rock episode (x)
So one day I was just chilling, minding my own business, and then Mic peeks his head through my window and he’s all like, “Yo dude want to become a complete sell-out?"
I was like, “Sure.”
And that was the start of our relationship.
Buy my music.
As soon as I learned Nicki Minaj voiced Sugilite, I had to
I stoped the video to reblog it and
I couldn’t just simple scroll pass this and NOT fuckin’ reblog it. This is fuckin’ perfection right here.
Pro just woke up, asked how much onions were, and fell back asleep.
And you didn’t tell me how much they were? RUDE