EMERGENCY LOST WALLET

theresinkinmyeyes:

Alright this is serious, I lost my wallet today at Balboa Park in San Diego, California, possibly in the flower/cactus garden.. if ANYONE sees it or knows anyone who has gone to balboa park this evening PLEASE message me! I really need this you guys, it has everything of mine in it.. my ID, debit card, everything…

The wallet is a plain brown wallet with a unicorn printed on the front.

If you find it tell me the name on the ID to confirm this.

And can people please signal boost this for me as well?

can’t you actually get super sick from that and that’s why they say not to eat it because it can be super duper bad for you.

the primary concern with eating anything that has raw eggs in it is getting salmonella, but pretty much every egg is heated to a temperature that kills the salmonella (but doesn’t cook the egg) before it’s shipped out and the risk of getting it is more or less null

 

You can’t tell me what to do Nestlé

You can’t tell me what to do Nestlé

mypettentaclemonster:

cupcakedrawings:

stickysheep:

bless

same

How romantic

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treesandfangs:

darlos9d:

sargenut:

cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”

"I’m done playing this. Well that’s the end of my life. Remember to rate my life, comment my life, and subscribe if you want to see lives similar to this one. See ya." ::dies::

In a nearby maternity ward, a baby is born. The doctors gather, clearing its lungs of fluid, waiting for its first squalling cries of life…

"Hey what up everybody it’s Cr1tikal and this time I’m playing Reincarnation let’s do this shit”

prochovask:

Whelp, after Asus lost my nexus tablet on Monday (because they sent it to the wrong address despite confirming my new one with them twice) I’ve had to call them 3 separate times (and spend roughly 2.5 hours on hold in total) to get it found and then sent to the right address.

I’m annoyed and sad, because despite how much I like Asus hardware I absolutely am fed up with their absolutely sub-par customer service.

Oh, small update, apparently my problem was never fixed and despite multiple agents confirming with me over the course of a week that I did give them my new address, suddenly they’re saying I never did and I should go screw myself.

Lovely.

proooooooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

the-goddamazon:

OH MY GOD

frankoceanfanclub:

rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

please delete this

I love all of my friends so much

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

staxilicious:

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS

sometimes when I come from home I morph from tired to sleepy. It kinda depends if sydney is around to cheer me up

lemonteaflower:

my parents said i need to work on my self esteem.