Listen to your wife. Not that silly bubblebutt.

i want my wife’s bubblebutt

ground me pls

fine. you’re in the doghouse

DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING ADDIE OR VEE TELLS ADDIE IS BEING A HUGE BUTT

i’m sorry but i can’t hear PEOPLE WHO ARE GOUNDED

fartgallery:

can anyone who has ever had a jar of cheese balls please tell me how to stop eating cheese balls

you stop when the jar is empty and you hate yourself

izziesworldofizzie:

Alternate universe where Normal Al Yankovic re-writes comedy songs with serious lyrics.

I can’t find a better clip that gives full context but this happened once in a 30 rock episode (x)

COME PLAY CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY WITH ME

raptormutt:

I DON’T CARE WHO THE HECK YOU ARE. COME PLAY.

The password is raptor

join us you butts

dbpony:

So one day I was just chilling, minding my own business, and then Mic peeks his head through my window and he’s all like, “Yo dude want to become a complete sell-out?

I was like, “Sure.”

And that was the start of our relationship. 

Buy my music. 

raptormutt:

 Because dnotive and rarity both play the keytar.

CUTE

raptormutt:

 Because dnotive and rarity both play the keytar.

CUTE

end-of-bubblebutt replied to your post: This fucking cat

quiet human he is sleeping

HE IS R I S E N

This fucking cat

This fucking cat

I took a picture of my face for you since you said you never saw it beforeeee

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

handsome friendo

dnotive:

Ultra young prochovask?

dnotive:

Ultra young prochovask?

shohou-exorcist:

cheshirewolfy:

roidyraw:

As soon as I learned Nicki Minaj voiced Sugilite, I had to

fdvysfd swagginmun

plus bonus:

I stoped the video to reblog it and

Aaaaaaayyyyy

I couldn’t just simple scroll pass this and NOT fuckin’ reblog it. This is fuckin’ perfection right here.

raptormutt:

Pro just woke up, asked how much onions were, and fell back asleep.

And you didn’t tell me how much they were? RUDE

raptormutt:

Quick references of prochovask and I’s sona’s. Top is Vintage and bottom is Jace.

Lookit them big taiillls